Today was a good day...
We chilled in the Villa for a moment then explored some new land.
We took a beautiful drive from Sorrento to Amalfi but we didnt see Colin Farell, to Molly's great disappointment. Mickey and Josh bared all and jumped in the water at one of the most chic beaches on the coast...
We then moved on to Positano, and it quickly became a crowd favorite, mostly because we all got drunk real quick. We looked for a pizza place (under very vague directions), but Mickey's Native American tracking skillz led us to the very place...and it was closed. We saw many stray dogs (beans), a few pickup soccer games, large sunglasses, and floppy hats. We dined on flame beer and calamari, found sea glass and sea elephants, then headed up to the restaurant for dinner.
Let us preface this by saying this restaurant was in a cave...in a CAVE. Best wine we've had all trip, the waiters all smelled delicious (according to Molly), fake birthday (compliments of Mickey), Sean dancing, and Agent Orange (special drink not on the menu). We all took it to a new level (except when Mickey danced with Molly, where we took it to the preceding level).
Lemoncello not so bad when you take it in shot form, although 2 out of 3 Muldoons still agree it tastest lika shit.
Belkis agrees Positano is her favorite place, Molly is falling in love with Italy and will marry the next man who smells good, Sean renewed his love for Rum and Cokes, and Mickey refined his microdancing skillz (in a CAVECLUD).
BREAKING NEWS: Mickey has an unsettling buildup of earwax, preventing him from hearing out of his right ear and also coming off like a complete geiser. He is trying trying out some new "medicine" with instructions in "Italian." Molly has vowed to learn Italian to better profess her love for men who smell good. Sean's "beard" looks "good."
ONGOING DISPUTES:
- Whether Peter and the Wolf is the same story as The Boy Who Cried Wolf
- What relation the offspring of your first cousin is to you (second cousin or first cousin once removed)
if you can help resolve any of these disagreements, please comment.
Also, please comment so we know someone is reading these...it's hard to type when you're drunk.
Tomorrow - Mas Positano
Snakize, Intoxicize, Supplize
4 comments:
It would be your first cousin once removed. In order for it to be your second cousin it would have to be the offspring of your Great Uncle.
An old Italian proverb says that "the wolf changes his coat but not his vices." Chaw on that saw-seetch for a while ... and don't forget to bring me home some sea glass, Claire and Nora!! Your momma loves you! Ciao from sunny Cleveland!
Estimadi Bloggissimi Snaki:
Peter and the Wolf was a Russian folktale popularized by a blind and homeless pianist in the nineteenth century. The Boy Who Cried Wolf was a Hemingway short story. I trust you are continuing to explore Hegel's dialectic as applied to the quantum fluctuations that characterize dark energy. Hereabouts we are doing same with the triadic relationship among Brahma, Shiva and Vishnu.
Well, part of the muldoon clan and he entire hyman clan must bid adios to the eurodoon adventures for now. we return back to the u s of a tomorrow as the nomadic tribe embarks on a taxi, train and ferry ride to dubrovnik - of the most beautiful cities i have ever been to. here's wishing you an uneventful 12 plus hour trip. We have loved hanging out with you and WIll MISS YOU TERRIBLY. please keep up with the blog as we will for sure read and comment and continue to live the adventure vicariously through you. love you and stay connected .....MOM
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